The Patriarchy

Knowing his sexual orientation its almost impossible for me...

Fri, 19 Feb 2010 08:51:23 -0500

Knowing his sexual orientation its almost impossible for me to believe that Alexander McQueen was ever guilty of misogyny.

(nudawn)

What does his sexual orientation have to do with his potential for misogyny? I’m not saying that he was or wasn’t. Just saying that liking cock doesn’t exclude one from woman hating. In my experience, it’s quite common place among gay men. There are gay bars here in DC that try often to pull some bullshit to keep women out.

Gay men are products of the same patriarchy as straights.

(kiamatthews) (chloabelle)

Yeah, I’m pretty sure all men like to see tits, regardless of what they want to do with them.

what secret weakness of yours can we feminists use to conquer you?

Thu, 11 Feb 2010 18:39:08 -0500

Heterosexual melancholy
Oedipus complex
White, upper-middle-class angst

None of those are secret, but I pretend they don’t affect me. (They do.)

Why you always putting me down, man?

Thu, 11 Feb 2010 13:59:21 -0500

Because I can.

What's the real secret to getting a boyfriend?

Thu, 11 Feb 2010 12:13:08 -0500

Beauty
Grace
Sex
Cooking
Fix drinks
No male friends
Gays all right
Kinky sex
but few past sexual partners
purity
chastity
good cooking
but be skinny
very skinny
but still hot so not too skinny
strong personality
weak will
acquiescence
good taste
not too good
make your own money
not too much
go dutch
go brazilian

The Knife “Hangin’ Out” I keep my dick...

Thu, 11 Feb 2010 12:10:57 -0500

The Knife
“Hangin’ Out”

I keep my dick hangin’ out of my pants
so I can point out what I want.
I was chosen by standard procedures
and I’ll assure you I don’t mind.

Ever wanted to ask the patriarchy a question?

Thu, 11 Feb 2010 11:14:05 -0500

Ever wanted to ask the patriarchy a question?

miss u, bush

Thu, 11 Feb 2010 11:13:19 -0500

[Opinions about how people should express their] religion is like underwear. I don't give a fuck what kinda underwear you wear. Sure, I might have some theoretical oppositions to your choice in panties or briefs or whatever, but, ultimately, as long as you keep them hidden under your pants, we'll get along fine. However, should you insist on walking around without pants on - if you insist on showing your undies to all the world - you better believe I'm going to verbally mock you for wearing such distasteful, unflattering, and old-fashioned undergarments. I don't want to see them. They're ugly and they make you look ridiculous. It's a burden to look at you with those silly things on.

Wed, 10 Feb 2010 20:36:38 -0500

Note: I fixed that for you.

missworld:prettygirlsmakegraves-:shannonsohood:onthewing:dsfincannon:

"Patriarchy isn’t just bad for the ladies. It’s also bad for the dudes. Patriarchy sets up..."

Wed, 10 Feb 2010 20:31:12 -0500

“Patriarchy isn’t just bad for the ladies. It’s also bad for the dudes. Patriarchy sets up unrealistic and unnecessary expectations for both genders. Women are expected to be quiet, pretty, pleasant, not too bright, and domestic…and inferior to men. (Sugar and spice and everything nice.) Men are expected to be strong, unemotional, fearless, intelligent providers…and superior to women.”

- Robot Heart: Sex, Religion, and Politics

That's right.

Thu, 04 Feb 2010 19:01:47 -0500

The Patriarchy likes your posts.

Valentine's Day is coming.

Thu, 04 Feb 2010 18:56:58 -0500

It’s the one day of the year when I treat my sweetie like a princess.

Wanted: One Girl

Thu, 04 Feb 2010 18:55:57 -0500

Wanted: One girl [Age 19 to 24. Into art, New Expressionism preferable. Into music, knowledge of post-Reich minimalism required. Must smoke American Spirit cigarettes. No hard drugs except on occasion. A runner. Required, between 95 pounds and 115 pounds (inclusive). Into art, must dislike Ed Ruscha. Into music, past (or over) the indie scene. Should have migrated all physical artifacts to digital. (Books/7”s excluded.) An opinion on the serial comma appreciated, semi-required. Into art, must prefer design to advertising, advertising to television, television to theater. Into music, proficiency in two instruments (flute/piano excluded) encouraged, not required. In school, recently out of school, dropped out of school. No psychology majors. Futon owners acceptable. Must own several (read: more than four) striped sweaters, vertical/horizontal. Into art, considers commercial art to be a necessary evil. Into music, goes to at least one show per month. Posters. Tea. Ottoman. Claw-foot bathtub. Riesling. Never takes a ‘to go’ cup. Must recycle.] for occasional sexual intercourse. (themondegreen)

Sounds perfect!

fuck it. they should teach a mandatory class and every girl...

Thu, 28 Jan 2010 15:52:06 -0500

fuck it. they should teach a mandatory class and every girl should have to take it. i dont care if you’re the most Greenpeace-supportin’ granola-eatin’ lesbian pottery teacher from Eau Claire, Wisconsin with an axe to grind against the patriarchy. you should have to take this class where the whole basis of it is to make you more and more like whatever the fuck is eminating from this photograph.

(bonerparty)
(photo via thisrecording)

miss u bonerparty.

u send out an evite to your daterapist protips happy hour, yet? i hear the tgifridays has some hot new hostess. shes only seventeeeen if you know what i mean? high five!

Uhh.. Ok, hippie. You already look...

Thu, 28 Jan 2010 15:49:50 -0500

Uhh.. Ok, hippie. You already look smashed.

(sexismandthecity:nihilistidealist:Smash the Patriarchy!)

The Knife“The Height of Summer” Ugh. Let’s see...

Thu, 28 Jan 2010 15:47:16 -0500

The Knife
“The Height of Summer”

Ugh. Let’s see here:

An opera scored by
Swedish people
about Charles Darwin
with lots of imagery of loamy beaches (V is for Vagina)
and bird metaphors (Nelly Furtado, anyone?)

Pusha T said it best. “Yech!”

In the morning I went down to the beach
and gazed out to the sea
Suddenly I was only a leaf
and you were an ancient flower

When I’m away do you think of me
or is it only when I’m present
on the cliff I lay my head down
now where the sun is

How is Charles
I haven’t heard from him for a long long time
A thousand years seem to pass
So quickly

We wash our hands in water
and we rub them with the cloth
I have an idea what comes after
what will happen when I’m gone

Along the coastline we sow some seeds
It is lemon it is mint
Then the buzzing cicadas
rock us to sleep

How is Charles
I haven’t heard from him for a long long time
A thousand years seem to pass
So quickly

The #3 Story of the Last 1.5 Billion Years: Women Domesticated

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 11:09:48 -0500

The #3 Story of the Last 1.5 Billion Years: Women Domesticated:

Though for years women had roamed free throughout most of Asia, Europe, and Africa, experts estimate that by around 3,000 BCE men had begun putting them to work.

My whole deck is The Patriarchy (and some Black Lotuses) (via...

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 09:06:13 -0500

My whole deck is The Patriarchy (and some Black Lotuses)

(via lenorebeadsman)

First-turn win! gauntlet:katoleary:(via lenorebeadsman)

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 09:05:47 -0500

First-turn win!

gauntlet:katoleary:(via lenorebeadsman)

Uhh…. Can you say, “For the win!??!?!” (via...

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 09:05:19 -0500

Uhh…. Can you say, “For the win!??!?!”

(via katoleary:lenorebeadsman)

It's my body and my expression of sexuality and women don't get to tell me what to do with those! Down with the matriarchy!

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 10:55:24 -0500