There are Jezebel commenter names that even the loudest, most hirsuite riot grrl bands from the most north-western regions of the wettest, most-caffeinated sections of Oregon and Washington would be too embarassed to use.

Which are real and which are fake?

  • Benevolent Dictatrix
  • amandahugnkiss
  • PterodactylGrrl
  • Evil Vagina Troll
  • Fate’s Bitch
  • LibidinousSlut
  • the queen of no
  • Medal of Petals
  • femalemathmajor
  • I Will Not Stop Feeding My Fat Baby
  • pursedangler
  • Scoregasm
  • Blonde Grlz
  • wedproscience
  • bureaucrette
  • BrutallyHonestBabes
  • Jezebabe
  • Amy Winehouse’s hair

(They’re all real)

My favorite is Urban Sombrero. But it wouldn’t make a good riot grrl band name. I could see it being Wale’s backing band, though.

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