The Patriarchy started following you.

Sometimes it occurs to me that searching for ‘patriarchy’ and then following all the people writing about patriarchy might actually be the best part of The Patriarchy (qua tumblr).

When I am onstage, I am every woman’s outrage about where they put us.

Joan Rivers, in New York magazine. (via communicatrix)

This doesn’t even make any sense. More like, “I *drink* every woman’s outrage about where they put us.”

Here’s one,” she says. “If people ask, you can give them this one. You fall totally in love with a man who tells you he’s totally in love with you, too. He’s older. He’s important in terms of business. You give him all of yourself. He goes to France, on important business. He won’t let you come. You wait for days and don’t hear from him. You call him in France, and a woman’s voice says a French hello on the phone, and you hear the man’s electric shaver in the background. A couple days later you get a hasty French postcard he’d mailed on his first day there. It says: ‘Scenery is here. Wish you were beautiful.’ You reel into lesbianism, from the pain. — Possible reason for lesbianism.
All of the anti-Ayn Rand comments are moronic.
MORONIC. I’m dubious that a movie can do justice
to the greatest novel in world literature. It should
be a miniseries or a one year tv series.
Just read her works and ignore the statist-collectivist
retards who denigrate her.
They are zeroes and Rand will live forever while all of her critics are
forgotten.

Michael Hardesty, via The Sexist

It’s taken a while, and a few tries, but we maales (sic) have found us a Cheval de Troie in Ayn Rand: A woman who writes and thinks like a U Chicago via Brigham Young Poli-Sci major.

You can get Texts From Last Night on tshirts now…

You can get Texts From Last Night on tshirts now…

Thinking about buying this pepper mill, the 9-inch Unicorn Magnum Plus. Because, you know, I don’t have anything to prove. Especially in the kitchen.

Thinking about buying this pepper mill, the 9-inch Unicorn Magnum Plus. Because, you know, I don’t have anything to prove. Especially in the kitchen.