Damn. Look at that ass. She’s got to have such a sweet ass because her face is busted.
— I’m watching the Knicks out in a bar. And sometimes reality is so damned stereotypical that I have to pinch myself to make sure I’m not dreaming in cliches. At least these assholes are Celtics fans. Fuck em.
The Patriarchy Is Used To Composing Tumblr Posts In HTML Because That’s What Real Men Do
calecake asked: So are you a real person, too?
No. I’m a hegemonic force.
BURN!!!!
(Via nickihebert)
It seems like it’s time to cultivate a better mathematical and scientific understanding in women so they can start doing that molecular gastronomy stuff I saw on Top Chef.
GPOYW: Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch’entrate.
Damn right!
(via holymaurymotherofgod)
